who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize