"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
