Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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