I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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