I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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