Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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