so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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