I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
