What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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