Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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