put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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