the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
