Swine flu. Run for my life!
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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