lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize