I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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