She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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