So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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