Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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