it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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