Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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