oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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