so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
