Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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