? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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