There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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