you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
