Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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