We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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