Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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