i think my mom watched the whole time
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
as a side note pls kill me
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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