I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
