I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Randomize