on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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