CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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