Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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