Can i not drive my cunt home
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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