just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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