why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
