? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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