you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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