If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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