I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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