just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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