Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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