After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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