No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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