you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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