in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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