i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Are we still banned from the library?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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