If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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