This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
...so i touched it.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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