So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
They took my balls.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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