idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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