Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Randomize
